When I pause before the counter and look up at the conveniently positioned menu, that means I’m reading it because at this very second I don’t know what I’d like to order. Please don’t ask me how you can help me, especially more than once and stare at me to morph into something non-human. Isn’t [...]
Thanks, you guys. You have impeccable timing. Rolling Stone gave it a good review, but it’s not like Rolling Stone really matters. I love these guys, no matter what they do. They are perfect for a life that’s continuing to get more and more complicated.
“It makes me wanna die,” Time Wheeler sings on Ash’s “Cherry Bomb” from Free All Angels. I think he meant it in a good way, though. I don’t. I really wanna die right now. This is the most obscene thing I’ve ever done and that closing had better go through Tuesday or else. Thanks for [...]