Reality Dawns
And finally, finally reality sets in. The rose-colored glasses grow clear and through the fog of burning illusions, Americans finally start to see what everyone else has known for years. Reality. It’s a bitch, isn’t it? Vespa sales have doubled. He who laughs last, my friends. He who laughs last, dear SUV owners who have thought for years, “I drive Big Car so therefore I AM.” What you are is broke.
Do I sound smug? Perhaps, but I can’t help it that I’m a realist and you, SUV driver, are not. Get a bike, ride the subway, WAKE UP.

