I Am God
I have just finished making the bulk of the paella for the Christmas party tonight. All I have left to do is add the seafood and the parsley garnish and heat it in the oven quickly to gel. Once the rice was done (the cornerstone of the dish), I tasted it with a clean fork. I was so impressed with myself that I quickly called family to confirm the success. People should be blown away by it tonight. I am God.
I invited him but I doubt he’ll come cuz he’s chicken. He probably thinks we’re trying to set him up. Poor baby. His loss.
Posted on December 1st, 2007 under Life • 
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