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Why is this such a huge deal? It’s been on the news for ages. God forbid the masses of moronic America don’t have new episodes of brain-sucking TV to watch. The horror. Overpaid “writers” of drivel are unhappy with their jobs? Join Reality, geniuses.
And heart-on-sleeve crusaders like the above should know news like this is barely worth the bandwidth it takes up and is certainly not worth the time or effort of a campaign.

