Dear Bono;
A small request. Please, please no more red sunglasses. I promise to shut up in my complaints about the sunglasses in general. I’ll stand by silently and accept that you’ve taken a liking to/ need them. I’ll stop complaining. Really… Just, please, please, please stop wearing the red ones or the totally black ones. Yellow’s fine. Orange even. Green, blue, grey, purple. But please no more red!
Lovingly,
Me

