I’m Going to Sue the Courts
And it isn’t because I don’t like the judges’ decisions. I’m going to sue the U.S. Circuit Court in town for making me jump through all the hoops at work so I could show for jury duty, for putting the daily schedule in a state of flux due to my on again off again song and dance, for the near ulcers they gave me as I worried about this and work and my unease with the law, for putting off my buying a plane ticket and hence having to pay MORE for it… all this for saying fresh as newly washed romaine by some female cretin on the recorded message that they didn’t need my infallible state of justice and non-bias and I should show up at work instead of the court. Dear U.S. District Court, here’s a note from me to you… fuck you all, bastards. I was positivelty apoplectic and once I calm down, I’m going to start drafting my complaint letter.
But I so bought a Dublin City air ticket today and I’m so at Croke while all those nitwits are at the Wach Center come Saturday and I’m shut out. I so rock.
Admire the new splash page and the labor of love hung on it starting tonight. If I could add a little speech bubble for every picture, they’d all say, “I am so much hotter than you are” in four different ways.
Posted on May 9th, 2005 under Life, Tunes • 
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