Oscar
I think Chris Rock is doing great, especially his Bush and The Gap bit. But what was the Halle Berry “cast the first Oscar”? Was she going to throw it at someone? Someone, rewrite that teleprompter. And the Beyonce thing: My French pronunciation is better than hers and I suck and please spare us the dance thing, wench.
Update: I didn’t see any of the movies nominated for anything this year. I hardly saw any movies at all. Thusly, as far as merit is concerned, I can’t speak intelligently about the nominated and ignored. That being said… Message to Gwyneth Paltrow: Don’t you dare mess with the band! To Charlie Kaufman: I did see that movie and it was awesome. To Sean Combs: What the hell was he doing there? Thug. To the Almighty Steve Jobs: Yes, you rock, dear Lowest Paid CEO in the World. To all the nominated Songs of the Year: They sucked, especially that revolting “Believe”. It was one of those songs that you *knew* what the next line would be even if you’d never heard it before. It came out of the Celine Dion Song-O-Meter crapfest. To all so-called fashion experts who manage to look like crap while criticizing everyone else: Shut it.
Posted on February 27th, 2005 under General, News • 
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