The Grammys

I was thinking today how awesome it would be if they didn’t do what they were supposed to, but did another song altogether. And they did. I was screaming at the television. I don’t think I’ll watch this whole idiotic show. I’m glad U2 was on early.
What was with that stupid first number, though? Who said rock and rap and girl pop should be on the stage at the same time? It was painful… and insulting. Musicians working together doesn’t mean they should perform with each other at the same time. It was a disaster, much like an NBA All-Star game is. Only worse.
I thought Green Day was fantastic. If Ray Charles wins the big Album of the Year, I’m seriously going to kill myself. You don’t give awards for any other reason than achievement. Some old guy who finally died this year who released a hack album full of “collaborations” in a last ditch effort at selling doesn’t even deserve to be nominated. I’d want Green Day if I ruled the world, but please no friggin’ Ray Charles for any reason whatsoever. It’s the Rainman Effect. I’ll expound on what that is if the horrible happens. I hope not, though.
And how many Lifetime Achievement awards are they going to give out? I’m so tired of this attitude that EVERYTHING deserves an award, almost as if to avoid someone’s little feelings from being hurt.
Oh, and one more note. Can I possibly express how much I hate John Mayer? Can I possibly let you know. He and people like him fill me with rage.

